My life over the last month:
Mom fell, busted her good knee.
Lightning struck house. Took out the new television, the A/C, and any and all internet/wireless/whatever.
House was invaded by a mouse also a water moccasin – that’s a pit viper- as in poisonous snake. Probably followed the mouse. Fios dude came Monday. Orkin came yesterday. A/C guy coming today. Four firemen showed up to help Mom off the floor last week. We iced her knee. It’s healing.
I need wine.
And chocolate.
And a nap.
Possibly a week in Cabo San Lucas.
Will settle for wine.
Im so sorry to here that so much has been happening in your life sweetheart, i truely hope that things will get better for you, yes eat plenty of chocolate and drink loads of wine, i know that can help lots take care and hopefully things will get better love ann xx
Holy shit girl, when it rains it doesn’t just pour, it’s a freaking hurricane!! Good luck with all of that, wish Mum well and a speedy recovery. Don’t get bit and hopefully all electronics will be up and running soon enough! Oh and also have chocolate and wine and all that
OMG! Sounds like a February at our house (Don’t go there. I still have nightmares.) I can’t do wine and chocolate — so the punching bag is the best. If you don’t have one — fill a king sized pillowcase with throw pillows. Hang it off the bathroom door and punch the H out of it. At least 10 punches per topic — mom, lightening, mouse, snake…you have a serious chaos string happening!
Holy crap! First, I hope your mom is doing better. Glad the house survived but sorry to hear about the “fried” technology! As for the mouse (there’s never just one, so glad you called someone) I’d take mice over a snake anyway. You need a lot more than wine! Your post had me thinking that the McGovern sisters were paying you a visit in real life! Please stay well! Keeping you all in my prayers.
OMG!, Hope your mum is ok…and that she at least enjoyed have 4 burley( I’m protecting here…) firemen come to her rescue at least, and yes I agree with you needing wine , lots and lots of wine , then maybe throw in a few more for good measure……geez wizz!. Personally I don’t do snakes unless they are of the the hand bag or belt variety, and fortunately we don’t have snakes here in NZ, so my sympathies my friend…..mind you this does make one hell of a tale……Take care now…dare I say it, but things couldn’t get any worse…?….
Sorry to hear about what should be a commercial for insurance, you know the mayhem one! On the plus side, mom is healing and things are getting fixed…and there’s still wine, and chocolate and naps! Maybe even Cabo! Much love ❤️